Everyone talks about how Leonardo DiCaprio has been nominated for an Oscar so many times but has never won, but Amy Poehler has been nominated for an Emmy FIFTEEN times and has never won.
Amy Poehler is to The Emmys as Leonardo DiCaprio is to the Academy Awards.(Edit: Messed up the format of the analogy. My bad.)
haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING
Come lay with me. I wanna talk about nothing with someone that means something.
— (via fuckingz)
bisexual means you can only like 2 things i’ve chosen drinking and wizards